Forty-Four Memes To Put You In The Right Headspace

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 29, 2019 3:08 PM EST

Roundup of funny memes for you to enjoy. Here are more random memes to kick back and relax with. 

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  • 01
    Text - May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck
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    Cool - PEACE ESHIET HCC STUDENT Parents: "Sometimes my genius is..it's almost frightening"
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    any anime guy with a sword: "opens it then closes it" anime villian:
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    Text - kobayashimarooned: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.
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    Text - Meredith Ireland @Meredithlreland *demon stands amid your destroyed work space* Demon: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?! You (frantically clicking undo) *screaming and crying*:I don't know. I was just trying to format an outline in Word. You were supposed to be bullet points
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    Text - PG&E power shutdown tips. 1) Have a few flashlights and extra batteries. 2) Refrigerators stay cold for quite a long time, if you don't stand there with the door open. 3) You can live on Top Ramen. 4) Previous generations were able to live for days, weeks, months, and even 50000 years without the internet. 5) When the riots start, aim for center mass. Firing warning shots will get you killed. 6) The movie 'Road Warrior' takes place in a future world where the power had only been shut off
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    Arm - TOOL EXPECTATIONS PLEASE COME LOOSE IHOPE IT COMES LOOSE I WASNT ASKING YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED CANT BE TIGHT IF ITSA LIQUID
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    Text - TBALL 2:19 Tom Holland, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Visits : Kids at Children's Hospital Los Angeles Children's Hospital Los Angeles 30M views 1 year ago Goji Zilla · 1 second ago Dude they are so lucky!! They get to meet spider man one day and then Stan lee the next!! hold up
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    Text - Gay 4 Satan Follow @aardvarkwizard This is an anti-abortion meme and it's not supposed to be funny and I'm losing my s fu laughing at it Mommy, your choice doesn't feel so good. 9:26 PM - 7 Jul 2018 from Silver Spring, MD
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    Player - day w. • 1 year ago actually it's been proven that vaccinated kids are more likely to have autism because the ones that aren't vaccinated are dead 138 11K NEW in the first half, not gonna lie They had
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    Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger FIGHTER: you have my sword X RANGER: and my bow NECROMANCER: and my bard *whacks corpse onto table* FIGHTER: oh my god RANGER: are they...dead? FIGHTER: i think I'm going to be sick CLERIC: what the hell is wrong with you #dnd5e
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    Hand - WARNING These Brownies are for Shits and Giggles Some have Laxative Some have Pot
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    Text - CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT Why choose the lesser evil?
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    White - THAT AWKWARD AMOUNT OF TIME WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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    Text - Flazefire @Flazefire French furries be likE OHHOHO VAT IS THIS? NOTICES LÈ BULGE ÛWÛ
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    Text - 11:26 >>68770638 # >when they saw the goose leave town, the party let out a sigh of relief. 57 KB JPG >the beast may not be dead, but it shall be gone for a long time >the bunk down for the night certain that would be the last they saw of the goose >as sleep creeps over them, the quiet comfort of the inn is broken by a loud, invasive >HONK >the party practically leaps from their beds, but they all too quickly realize that this is what the goose wanted them to do >The fighter landed in a b
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    Land vehicle - HIGHLANDER
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    Text - random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like
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    Text - A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to
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    Product - Wanna get drunk? drgrayfang I am 50 moves ahead of you and everyone else already drunk? very
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    Text - shinyblackchevy: beau-friend: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour #and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it the english language
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    Adaptation - Will you be my mohawk, please?? Bad ass.
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    Text - -Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended -Four ruffians break into my house "What the devil?" As I grab my powered wig and Kentucky rifle --Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot -Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. -I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot -"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two me
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    Text - Damien-like an exasperated, weary ghost given form @. I fundamentally believe "i suffered so you should too" is a st It's morally bad, politically bad, & just bad for your heart 23 3.4K Jul 23 way to live. O 9.5K 39 kill santa become santa @Seej500 Replying to @Wolven Something I like to call the Boomer Trolley Problem: Would it be fair to the people the trolley has already killed to divert it now? అన 8:58 AM - Nov 4, 2019 . Twitter for Android 1.1K Retweets 2.6K Likes
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    Text - When someone tells me I should be more positive. I HATE YOU THIS MUCH
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    Text - THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENT we Miss "lou Pete
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    Fictional character - 10 year old me wanting chicken nuggets my 16 year old brother using his first paycheck to buy me chicken nuggets
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    Text - Very Unsettling Threats: •I will boil your teeth • I swear to god I will fill your sinuses with urine •I will invert your rib cage I will squeeze your kneecaps • l'm gonna harvest your toes •I will pour cement into your ears This is by no means a complete list; please feel free to add what you like :)
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/Fmlcunt69· 83d What was the most rebelious thing you did as a kid? Discussion 1, Share 1.1k 1.5k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL PixieQuirks • 83d As a kid? I straight up lied to my dad's face about having a school project on the solar system. I even made up a deadline so we'd have plenty of time. But I just wanted to make something with him. Not sure why I lied.
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    Text - A sufficientlylargen Every time I see a post about updog I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke. tommyeatseaton okay but what's updog ? jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/ or relish. yumantimatter No, that's a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released koito-yuu You're thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence
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    Facial expression - Me: *accidentally calls the teacher mother, quickly adds fuw save face to The bad kids in class:
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    Text - "What is this?" Was ist das? (What is this?) Que es esto? (What is this?) Vad är detta? (What is this?) что это? (What this?) τι είναι αυτό ? (What is this?) Qu'est-ce que c'est? (What is it that it is?)
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    Text - neeetsocks no language should be mocked other than french hypallepse Birds is "oiseaux" in French. No letter is pronunced the way it should. And there are seven of them. teaboot ITS PRONOUNCED "WAZO" AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT jolene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.. youe insouelente cowèurde sara-ryder-pathfinder It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent f lazygreengirl19
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    Text - spyadults the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads a-big-furry-rat it's a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
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    Fish - My kids are unvaccinated. What essential oils can I use to prevent them from catching measles? Ben Waggoner, I'm a parent Answered 9h ago - Upyoted by David Holtz, Gynecologic oncolagist, Main Line Gynecologic Oncology Don't use essential oils. Use large amounts of fermented Swedish herring (surströmming ) smeared liberally all over their bodies-several cans each day. That should keep all other human beings far enough away from them that they're not likely to catch measles. Rida ulven ING
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    Text - MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMBAT 1. You are not a superman. 2 If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. 3. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver han you are. 4. No plan survives the first contact. 5, If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 6. The important things are always simple. 7. The simple things are always hard. 8. The easy way is always mined. 9. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat. 10. Incoming fire has the right of way. 11. Friendly fire - isn'
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    Cartoon - WHAT?
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    Comics - I DON'T KNOW...SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE GETTING SO GLOOMY THESE DAYS. ALL THE HEROES WANT TO DO iS FIGHT EACH OTHER... SHOULDN'T COMIC BOOK MOVIES BE KID- FRIENDLY? ACTUALLY, I INSISTED MY MOVIE BE A HARD "R," OTHERWISE I WAS GOING TO WALK. BUT I GET YOUR POINT.
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    Animated cartoon - every documentary about serial killers: "he was alone, he had no friends, he had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home" me:
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    Adventure - DRiNKing TIME
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    Text - Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy Follow the fondue..? you mean, my drinking cheese? 3:10 AM - 17 Dec 2014 L7 2,232 5,121
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    Text - "I'm gonna wing it" - Me, about something I most definitely should not wing
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    Cartoon - When people ask, "Why do you care about science?" 20 Se Be Ca eryum Uianlun Selenum 40.00 facebook.com/tugthebible K tkesiam Carton Pe esum 90 16 85 74 Th At Theriem Duftur Tupitan inal F.
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    Text - huffylemon im jocelyn @guldeuxchats Follow birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die 3:55 PM - 21 Oct 2017 9,108 Retweets 27,373 Likes copperbadge I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work.
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